Mormon Girls camp help?

I am going to be a 3rd year. I just am not that religious. I have gotten away with not sharing my testimony at devotionals because I always pretended to be sick and go to bedearly. But this year I have to share. They are going to make me. So a fake testimony I can memorize is what I need. Will anyone come up with a fake testimony for the mormon church? Or if u r religious will you give me a testimony I can share